In “Talking to your teen about Four Loko” this old out of touch honky claims that “alcohol consumption is [far more dangerous] for teenage drinkers.” Maybe, maybe not. I’m not a scientist.
But would you seriously trust this SLAVE OWNER to teach your kids about Four Loko?
This is how I’d teach my kids about Four Loko:
Merry Christmas. They’ll be the only ones to survive the impending Chinese Invasion this December.