A small crowd slowly gathered in Union Square yesterday evening. They lit candles, drank out of paper bags, and traded stories about “crazy partying” and “blacking out.” A woman passed out postcards offering download codes for free songs from the Scott Pilgrim Vs the World soundtrack. It wasn’t your typical crowd of skate punks and chess playing hobos.
THE BILL OF RIGHTS SAYS:
Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech or the right of the people peaceably to assemble OR TO DRINK GRAPE FLAVORED HIGH GRAVITY ALCOHOL
THAT’S A DIRECT QUOTE FROM THOMAS JEFFERSON HIMSELF. DONT BE STUPID