Malcom X contemplates purchasing either Lemonade Four Loko or Cranberry-Lemonade Four Loko during his trip to Mecca
In recent weeks, a handful of Four Loko-related hospitalizations have occurred across the country, prompting the states of Michigan, Oklahoma, Utah, Washington and New York to ban sales of the drink.
Now that New York has fallen to Four Loko prohibition, there will be fighting in the streets to salvage the remaining cans. The best case scenario I can envision is a full-blown RACE WAR by tomorrow evening.
For those still alive, don’t be bitter. Instead, be vengeful. Defeat the FDA’S PSYCHIC SPIES who are brain controlling our senators.