Despite the FDA’s banning of God’s own ambrosia, Four Loko, America’s artists are taking a stand against the tyranny of prohibition to become supporters of the cause, also known as Four Locals. Take, for example, Best Coast (I can’t tell if that’s her name or the band’s name — more research needed), proudly showing off her watermelon flavor can to the entire internet, INCLUDING PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA.
KEEP HOPE ALIVE, MRS. BEST COAST. NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW.
(more research has been done: her band’s name is Best Coast, her name is Beth Coast)