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Best Coast Drinks Four Loko

Despite the FDA’s banning of God’s own ambrosia, Four Loko, America’s artists are taking a stand against the tyranny of prohibition to become supporters of the cause, also known as Four Locals. Take, for example, Best Coast (I can’t tell if that’s her name or the band’s name — more research needed), proudly showing off her watermelon flavor can to the entire internet, INCLUDING PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA.

KEEP HOPE ALIVE, MRS. BEST COAST. NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW.

(more research has been done: her band’s name is Best Coast, her name is Beth Coast)

This entry was written by Four Loko Che Guevara, posted on November 21, 2010 at 1:55 am, filed under Drinking Makes Teenagers Cool, Famous Four Locals, Four Locals. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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