Four Loko = Freedom

THIS WAR OF AGGRESSION AGAINST FOUR LOKO WILL NOT BE MET WITH SILENCE. A HOUSE DIVIDED SHALL NOT STAND.
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God Save the Loko

What’s happening to Four Loko now, HAS happened before.. .Today you shall be with me in paradise.

Four Loko Jesus

When Jesus was asked by his mother, Mary, to keep the party going, Jesus turned the wine into Cranberry Lemonade Four Loko. (Gospel of John, The Bible, © God, 3000 BC-200 AD)

Four Loko Angels

This entry was written by Angela Davis, posted on November 21, 2010 at 8:42 pm, filed under Four Loko, Know Your History, Real Truth. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

The Four Loko Frontier

The Daily Telegraph reports that: The president has refused to grant NASA funding for Mars, unless they build a special high speed presidential space ship for deep space excursions to the Moon for him and his wife.

If Obama wasn’t so worried about his own Moon trip, he would know that Four Loko doubles as a cheap jet fuel SIXTY NINE TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE than our current mixture.

Bros And Babes In Space

BROS AND BABES IN SPACE. This could’ve been our future.

This entry was written by Angela Davis, posted on November 20, 2010 at 6:06 pm, filed under Obama Administration is Wack, Real Truth. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Four Loko Linked to AIDS? Contest

Good Samaritan handing out refreshing Four Loko right before he was carted away by the Secret Police for reprogramming
Good Samaritan handing out refreshing Four Loko right before he was carted away by the Secret Police for reprogramming

The FDA has concluded that Four Loko is “unsafe” for human consumption. “Acting early to protect public health is critical and a vital component of the Obama administration’s [public health efforts],” – FDA

I’m sponsoring a contest. The first person who can link Four Loko to Ebola, Breast Cancer, AIDS, Sleeping Sickness, or the Benjamin Button disease gets A BILLION DOLLARS .

And you know what… you’ll never get not one Krugerrand or Gold Doubloon from me. Because Four Loko doesn’t cause any disease except PARTYING.

Four Loko is as healthy as two Power Bars and like a whole stalk of broccoli.

What else is the FDA gonna tell us is unhealthy? Learning about the REAL TRUTH?

This entry was written by Angela Davis, posted on November 18, 2010 at 5:27 pm, filed under AIDS, Four Loko, Obama Administration is Wack, Real Truth. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

God Is Dead

Illumnati spies banning Four Loko
Illumnati spies banning Four Loko

The manufacturer of popular caffeinated alcohol drink Four Loko said Tuesday it will remove the caffeine from its products, pulling the blend off the market just as the Food and Drug Administration is poised to ban it.

Taking the caffeine out of Four Loko is like taking FREEDOM out of the BILL OF RIGHTS. This is just another chance for George Bush’s Secret Police to police my body. You can take the caffeine out of Four Loko but you can never take the willingness to get blackout drunk away from high schoolers.

That’s the REAL TRUTH that the liberal media is too afraid to tell you. Don’t waste your life watching DANCING WITH THE STARS when there’s real truth going on everywhere. What side are you gonna be on in the BATTLE FOR FOUR LOKO?

This entry was written by Angela Davis, posted on at 3:50 pm, filed under Four Loko, Prohibition, Real Truth. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.