Four Loko = Freedom

THIS WAR OF AGGRESSION AGAINST FOUR LOKO WILL NOT BE MET WITH SILENCE. A HOUSE DIVIDED SHALL NOT STAND.
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The Truth is on Youtube

The Truth is on Youtube. The Free Loko cause has been taken to the streets, outside the grasp of CORPORATE MEDIA and WALMART and into the hands of WE THE PEOPLE™. I present: “Let’s Save the Loko”

Lyrics: Adam Walker & Zach Friedberg
Music: Adam Walker

Adam sounds plays guitar like a young Bob Dylan and sings like a young Billie Joe Armstrong. Billie Dylan, maybe?

LYRICS

Chorus:

Let’s save the Loko
Bring back the Loko
I want my coffee mixed with a beer

Let’s save the Loko
Bring back the Loko
Write to your congressmen tell them you care

Verse 1:

Now I like my coffee and I like my liquor
It gets me drunk quicker and keeps me awake

Hey Uncle Sam keep away from my can
I just don’t understand why you take it away

Chorus:

Let’s save the Loko
Bring back the Loko
I want my coffee mixed with a beer

Let’s save the Loko
Bring back the Loko
Write to your congressmen tell them you care

Verse 2:

When I reach for the shelf I can think for myself
I don’t need your opinion on what I can drink

They like to deride it but they’ve never tried it
The Congress is acting like the communists think

Chorus:

Let’s save the Loko
Bring back the Loko
I want my coffee mixed with a beer

Let’s save the Loko
Bring back the Loko
Write to your congressmen tell them you care

This entry was written by Angela Davis, posted on December 1, 2010 at 12:22 am, filed under Activist Art, Big Announcement, Drinking Makes Teenagers Cool. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Partnership with the Tea Party

A New Collaboration between the Four Loko Movement and the Tea Party

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

We here at FreeLoko.com are excited to announce that the bigwigs of the Free Loko Movement are in talks with the biggerwigs of the Tea Party movement to unleash a new Free Loko Party to run in the public elections for the next several centuries or millenia (whichever comes first).

Though the partnership seems unlikely, our two organizations found some common ground. We at Free Loko needed the fervor and moxy of the Tea Party to increase our profile in the public sphere. Meanwhile, the Tea Party wanted to switch to a harder beverage for the upcoming 2012 election. Since Russia already has a Vodka Party, they were hard-pressed to find a replacement until they found us.

As a result of this partnership, The Free Loko Movement grows ever-closer to getting elected our first drunk-yet-energized president: Ted Hussein Four Loko. The scientists at Fort Loko are currently isolating the right genes to engineer the perfect candidate.

This goes beyond bringing back your favorite drink. We’re going to change the world. We believe that, once allowed free, the Four Loko party will make the two-party system obsolete in favor of something more utopian: The Party.

You’ll notice I left out the word “system.” That’s because by then we’ll have smashed it.

Tea Party four loko connection

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Our Mission Statement

In association with Dale Robertson of TeaParty.org, we have drafted our preliminary mission statement (to be edited in the morning once we’re sober):

The Four Loko Party is a grassroots movement that brings awareness to any challenges to the ability for bros and hipsters alike to get their drink on without duress or government intervention in our beloved nation, the United States of America™.

From our founding, the Four Loko Party has been the voice of the true owners of the United States, WE THE PEOPLE. All we ask is the FDA and state governments IGNORE BIASED HEALTH STUDIES that claim Four Loko is unsafe. It is not unsafe: it is UNunsafe.

Many claim to be the founders of this movement — however, it was the brave souls of the men and women on November 17th, 2010, known today as Lokonacht, who dared defy the greatest single military force in the universe — the US Food and Drug Administration — by refusing to put down their malt liquor in the face of FDA firebombs and Panzer tanks.

We are the beneficiaries of their courage and the heirs to their courageous throne of bravery on which we proudly sit and make our stand. By joining the Four Loko Party, you are taking a stand for our nation. You will be upholding the grand principles set forth in the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights. Our right to party.

This entry was written by Angela Davis, posted on November 22, 2010 at 1:18 am, filed under Big Announcement, Feature Article, Four Loko, Tea Party. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.